Is The “Surprise” Bonnaroo Headliner Going To Be All That Surprising?

AP060617039320.jpgSo NME’s Web site is announcing one of the Bonnaroo headliners at midnight EST, and according to their claims said headliner is going to be surprising! After yesterday’s torrent of riddles and the fact that every clue could be guessed semi-correctly by plugging in the name of any band that appeals to liberal-arts college students–from Dispatch to Metallica to Panda Bear to Hall and Oates–the only “surprise” headliner I can think of at this point is the original lineup of Color Me Badd. Of course, this is the NME we’re talking about, so that surprise will probably wind up being a reuniting relic. Only in this case it’ll be Menswe@r. [NME / Bonnaroo '06 photo via AP]

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100 Responses to “Is The “Surprise” Bonnaroo Headliner Going To Be All That Surprising?”

  1. by futurehorse at 3:35 am

    Harlem World

  2. by El Zilcho! at 3:39 am

    I’m going out on a limb and saying Republica.

  3. by iantenna at 3:39 am

    The Edwin Hawkin Singers

  4. by at 3:42 am

    Rock Bottom Remainders with Bruce Springsteen??

    [www.rockbottomremainders.com]

  5. by El Zilcho! at 3:43 am

    Te remaining members of The Highwaymen and the Traveling Wilburys are going to form a super-supergroup.

  6. by Diglett at 3:45 am

    The Misfits, and I mean this one.

  7. by Lucas Jensen at 3:55 am

    @El-Zilcho: That would actually be sorta bad-assed.

  8. by Silverfuture at 3:57 am

    Rob Halford’s Fight!

  9. by iantenna at 4:00 am

    The Fun Boy Three

  10. by mike a at 4:06 am

    Arrested Development.

  11. by mike a at 4:06 am

    Me Phi Me.

  12. by mike a at 4:06 am

    This is like the listing for a new R.T. Clontle book.

  13. by Ned Raggett at 4:11 am

    Shred, Suck and Score: A New Generation

  14. by Jon Can Dance at 4:14 am

    The Fat Boys

  15. by Oldboy at 4:15 am

    The Swingin’ Blue Jeans! Surely you recall “The Hippy Hippy Shake”!?!

  16. by Jon Can Dance at 4:17 am

    The Riverbottom Nightmare Band

  17. by loudersoft at 4:19 am

    Yarborough & Peeples

  18. by loudersoft at 4:19 am

    @Jon Can Dance: hahahahahaha Emmet Otter will be so pissed!!

  19. by mike a at 4:23 am

    The Three Non-Blondes (minus Linda Perry, who opted out of the reunion)

  20. by Lucas Jensen at 4:24 am

    @Jon Can Dance: We’re not birds; we’re a jug band!”

  21. by Lucas Jensen at 4:24 am

    @mike a: OMG.

  22. by Lucas Jensen at 4:24 am

    Deep Blue Something.

  23. by Lucas Jensen at 4:25 am

    Dig.

  24. by futurehorse at 4:25 am

    Driveshaft!

  25. by Lucas Jensen at 4:26 am

    Number One Cup.

  26. by Lucas Jensen at 4:26 am

    Possum Dixon.

  27. by Lucas Jensen at 4:27 am

    Everything (the band).

  28. by Lucas Jensen at 4:27 am

    Stroke 9.

  29. by Lucas Jensen at 4:27 am

    Deconstruction.

  30. by Lucas Jensen at 4:27 am

    Sister Hazel.

  31. by Lucas Jensen at 4:29 am

    Fury in the Slaughterhouse.

  32. by Lucas Jensen at 4:30 am

    The Farm.

  33. by Lucas Jensen at 4:30 am

    Utah Saints.

  34. by Lucas Jensen at 4:30 am

    Gucci Crew II.

  35. by Lucas Jensen at 4:31 am

    @futurehorse: Yes!

  36. by Lucas Jensen at 4:32 am

    Frente!

  37. by PeterBjorn&Yawn at 4:35 am

    Queensryche will perform all of Empire.

  38. by Jon Can Dance at 4:40 am

    Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa

  39. by baconfat at 5:16 am

    The KLF

  40. by okiedoke at 5:18 am

    Strawberry Alarmclock and Cyrcle.

  41. by katieee at 5:36 am

    @Matos: “The Two Dudes No One Remembers From the Jam”

    Sadly, it could happen.

  42. by Chris Molanphy at 6:37 am

    @loudersoft: Yarborough & Peeples

    [claps] Bra-VO.

  43. by at 6:59 am

    Big Pig

  44. by Dick Laurent is dead. at 7:59 am

    *cannot stop chortling…which sounds gross, but I’m not guffawing or snickering so…*

  45. by encyclopediablack at 8:41 am

    @Matos: That just me laugh out loud at the library. I will now be escorted out.

  46. by encyclopediablack at 8:42 am

    @Jon Can Dance: Don’t forget Andrew Ridgely

  47. by encyclopediablack at 8:42 am

    Another Bad Creation.

  48. by The Illiterate at 9:40 am

    ABC, XTC, DOA

  49. by sncreducer at 12:15 pm

    Well, the NME site has nothin, but Pearl Jam just posted a Myspace blog saying they’re playing. So I don’t know if they’re that headliner, but there that is.

  50. by sncreducer at 12:28 pm

    It’s Led Zep.

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