So NME‘s Web site is announcing one of the Bonnaroo headliners at midnight EST, and according to their claims said headliner is going to be surprising! After yesterday’s torrent of riddles and the fact that every clue could be guessed semi-correctly by plugging in the name of any band that appeals to liberal-arts college students–from Dispatch to Metallica to Panda Bear to Hall and Oates–the only “surprise” headliner I can think of at this point is the original lineup of Color Me Badd. Of course, this is the NME we’re talking about, so that surprise will probably wind up being a reuniting relic. Only in this case it’ll be Menswe@r. [NME / Bonnaroo '06 photo via AP]
Is The “Surprise” Bonnaroo Headliner Going To Be All That Surprising?
February 5th, 2008 // 100 Comments
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Harlem World
I’m going out on a limb and saying Republica.
The Edwin Hawkin Singers
Rock Bottom Remainders with Bruce Springsteen??
[www.rockbottomremainders.com]
Te remaining members of The Highwaymen and the Traveling Wilburys are going to form a super-supergroup.
The Misfits, and I mean this one.
@El-Zilcho: That would actually be sorta bad-assed.
Rob Halford’s Fight!
The Fun Boy Three
Arrested Development.
Me Phi Me.
This is like the listing for a new R.T. Clontle book.
Shred, Suck and Score: A New Generation
The Fat Boys
The Swingin’ Blue Jeans! Surely you recall “The Hippy Hippy Shake”!?!
The Riverbottom Nightmare Band
Yarborough & Peeples
@Jon Can Dance: hahahahahaha Emmet Otter will be so pissed!!
The Three Non-Blondes (minus Linda Perry, who opted out of the reunion)
@Jon Can Dance: We’re not birds; we’re a jug band!”
@mike a: OMG.
Deep Blue Something.
Dig.
Driveshaft!
Number One Cup.
Possum Dixon.
Everything (the band).
Stroke 9.
Deconstruction.
Sister Hazel.
Fury in the Slaughterhouse.
The Farm.
Utah Saints.
Gucci Crew II.
@futurehorse: Yes!
Frente!
Queensryche will perform all of Empire.
Garfunkel, Messina, Oates, and Lisa
The KLF
Strawberry Alarmclock and Cyrcle.
@Matos: “The Two Dudes No One Remembers From the Jam”
Sadly, it could happen.
@loudersoft: Yarborough & Peeples
[claps] Bra-VO.
Big Pig
@Matos: That just me laugh out loud at the library. I will now be escorted out.
@Jon Can Dance: Don’t forget Andrew Ridgely
Another Bad Creation.
ABC, XTC, DOA
Well, the NME site has nothin, but Pearl Jam just posted a Myspace blog saying they’re playing. So I don’t know if they’re that headliner, but there that is.
It’s Led Zep.
*cannot stop chortling…which sounds gross, but I’m not guffawing or snickering so…*