Is The “Surprise” Bonnaroo Headliner Going To Be All That Surprising?

AP060617039320.jpgSo NME’s Web site is announcing one of the Bonnaroo headliners at midnight EST, and according to their claims said headliner is going to be surprising! After yesterday’s torrent of riddles and the fact that every clue could be guessed semi-correctly by plugging in the name of any band that appeals to liberal-arts college students–from Dispatch to Metallica to Panda Bear to Hall and Oates–the only “surprise” headliner I can think of at this point is the original lineup of Color Me Badd. Of course, this is the NME we’re talking about, so that surprise will probably wind up being a reuniting relic. Only in this case it’ll be Menswe@r. [NME / Bonnaroo '06 photo via AP]

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100 Responses to “Is The “Surprise” Bonnaroo Headliner Going To Be All That Surprising?”

  1. by Lucas Jensen at 2:50 am

    The Nails.

  2. by loudersoft at 2:50 am

    The 1986 Chicago Bears!

    [www.metacafe.com]

  3. by Lucas Jensen at 2:51 am

    @Jess Harvell: Or maybe Limahl/Chris Hamill with Kajagoogoo!

  4. by Lucas Jensen at 2:52 am

    @loudersoft: I am reminded of this: [www.theonion.com]

  5. by Lucas Jensen at 2:52 am

    Tin Machine.

  6. by loudersoft at 2:54 am

    I was going to go for Kajagoogoo but since someone already did, I’ll go for

    Nocera

  7. by loudersoft at 2:55 am

    That was probably an NYC thing, the Nocera thing.

    This, too –

    Nolan Ryan

    [www.youtube.com]

  8. by Michaelangelo Matos at 2:55 am

    The Two Dudes No One Remembers From the Jam

  9. by Lucas Jensen at 2:55 am

    Baltimora.

  10. by Michaelangelo Matos at 2:55 am

    The Reunited Dead Milkmen

  11. by Michaelangelo Matos at 2:55 am

    Gil! Scott! Heron!

  12. by Lucas Jensen at 2:55 am

    @Matos: Or perhaps the Other Two and You?

  13. by Lucas Jensen at 2:56 am

    @Matos: Yeah, we could be working on the absolute lamest version of “Losing My Edge” ever.

  14. by loudersoft at 2:56 am

    sorry that’s Nolan Thomas (sorry Nolan)

  15. by loudersoft at 2:59 am

    @Matos: Can’t be because the revolution will not go better with Coke.

  16. by loudersoft at 2:59 am

    @Lucas Jensen: BALTIMORA FTW

  17. by neworiginals at 3:03 am

    Taco, performing a tribute to Falco

  18. by Maura Johnston at 3:04 am

    Alisha!

  19. by Maura Johnston at 3:04 am

    TKA!

  20. by Maura Johnston at 3:05 am

    Lisette Melendez!

  21. by loudersoft at 3:08 am

    Suh-suh-suh Samantha Fox!

  22. by loudersoft at 3:09 am

    Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam

  23. by loudersoft at 3:09 am

    FULL FORCE GET BUSY ONE TIME

  24. by Michaelangelo Matos at 3:09 am

    MARY J. BLIGE

  25. by loudersoft at 3:10 am

    and Cinderfella Dana Dane

  26. by loudersoft at 3:11 am

    The Audio Two, the Two’s Audio
    I got a brother and his name’s Gizmo
    Milk is chillin, Gizmo’s chillin
    What more can I say? Top billin

  27. by MickFNS at 3:15 am

    I thought it was Spinal Tap. Or is that next year?

  28. by at 3:17 am

    John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band

  29. by Lucas Jensen at 3:19 am

    Glenn Medeiros.

  30. by Lucas Jensen at 3:19 am

    Atlantic Starr.

  31. by Lucas Jensen at 3:19 am

    The Jets.

  32. by Lucas Jensen at 3:19 am

    Debarge.

  33. by Lucas Jensen at 3:20 am

    Walter Egan.

  34. by Chris Molanphy at 3:20 am

    Curiosity Killed the Cat!

    Bros!

  35. by Lucas Jensen at 3:20 am

    @loudersoft: I was happy about that.

  36. by Lucas Jensen at 3:20 am

    Anything Box.

  37. by Lucas Jensen at 3:21 am

    The Dream Academy.

  38. by Lucas Jensen at 3:21 am

    MC Skat Kat.

  39. by loudersoft at 3:23 am

    @dennisobell: BROS!

    When…will I…will I be famous??? (I can’t answer…I can’t answer that!)

  40. by Lucas Jensen at 3:23 am

    Marillion.

  41. by Lucas Jensen at 3:24 am

    Re-Flex.

  42. by Lucas Jensen at 3:25 am

    Naked Eyes.

  43. by loudersoft at 3:25 am

    Xavion.

  44. by iantenna at 3:25 am

    Mr. Mister

  45. by loudersoft at 3:27 am

    Martha and The Muffins.

  46. by Diglett at 3:29 am

    Haircut 100

  47. by summeroflove at 3:29 am

    Propaganda

  48. by Diglett at 3:30 am

    The Lawrence Welk Orchestra

  49. by futurehorse at 3:31 am

    Timbaland and Magoo

  50. by summeroflove at 3:31 am

    They’ll contact the spirits that be and reunite Nirvana for one night.

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