So NME‘s Web site is announcing one of the Bonnaroo headliners at midnight EST, and according to their claims said headliner is going to be surprising! After yesterday’s torrent of riddles and the fact that every clue could be guessed semi-correctly by plugging in the name of any band that appeals to liberal-arts college students–from Dispatch to Metallica to Panda Bear to Hall and Oates–the only “surprise” headliner I can think of at this point is the original lineup of Color Me Badd. Of course, this is the NME we’re talking about, so that surprise will probably wind up being a reuniting relic. Only in this case it’ll be Menswe@r. [NME / Bonnaroo '06 photo via AP]
Is The “Surprise” Bonnaroo Headliner Going To Be All That Surprising?
February 5th, 2008 // 100 Comments
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The Nails.
The 1986 Chicago Bears!
[www.metacafe.com]
@Jess Harvell: Or maybe Limahl/Chris Hamill with Kajagoogoo!
@loudersoft: I am reminded of this: [www.theonion.com]
Tin Machine.
I was going to go for Kajagoogoo but since someone already did, I’ll go for
Nocera
That was probably an NYC thing, the Nocera thing.
This, too –
Nolan Ryan
[www.youtube.com]
The Two Dudes No One Remembers From the Jam
Baltimora.
The Reunited Dead Milkmen
Gil! Scott! Heron!
@Matos: Or perhaps the Other Two and You?
@Matos: Yeah, we could be working on the absolute lamest version of “Losing My Edge” ever.
sorry that’s Nolan Thomas (sorry Nolan)
@Matos: Can’t be because the revolution will not go better with Coke.
@Lucas Jensen: BALTIMORA FTW
Taco, performing a tribute to Falco
Alisha!
TKA!
Lisette Melendez!
Suh-suh-suh Samantha Fox!
Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam
FULL FORCE GET BUSY ONE TIME
MARY J. BLIGE
and Cinderfella Dana Dane
The Audio Two, the Two’s Audio
I got a brother and his name’s Gizmo
Milk is chillin, Gizmo’s chillin
What more can I say? Top billin
I thought it was Spinal Tap. Or is that next year?
John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band
Glenn Medeiros.
Atlantic Starr.
The Jets.
Debarge.
Walter Egan.
Curiosity Killed the Cat!
Bros!
@loudersoft: I was happy about that.
Anything Box.
The Dream Academy.
MC Skat Kat.
@dennisobell: BROS!
When…will I…will I be famous??? (I can’t answer…I can’t answer that!)
Marillion.
Re-Flex.
Naked Eyes.
Xavion.
Mr. Mister
Martha and The Muffins.
Haircut 100
Propaganda
The Lawrence Welk Orchestra
Timbaland and Magoo
They’ll contact the spirits that be and reunite Nirvana for one night.