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onthatmaharish.jpgThe Maharishi Mahesh Yogi died in the Netherlands yesterday at “around” the age of 91, because when you’re a wizened spiritual leader your age gets to be vague and mysterious. He did a lot of stuff other than mentor the Beatles in their declining years, of course, but there’s a reason the the word “Beatles” appears eight words into the AP’s 816-word obit. [AP]

 
By Jess Harvell on Wed Feb 6 2008
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The Beatles: walruses on acid. Photograph: AP
John Lennon obituary
Obituary: John Henry Olson
Any rememberances should be made, as a donation, to the Astoria High School Athletic Fund (1101 West Marine Drive, Astoria, OR 97103) or merely relaxing and enjoying listening to Bob Dylan or Beatles music. This was the music John so dearly loved. 
Obituary: Christopher Paul Mestrich
Whether it was Sinatra or swing, barbershop or The Beatles; this never failed to bring joy to his life. In addition to his wife Marlene, he is survived by his son Paul of Astoria, daughter Carol and son-in-law Jerry Rosenblatt of Hillsborough ...
 
  1. Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee  |   Posted on Feb 6th, 2008

    Has anybody heard from Sadie in the past few days? I’m worried about her…

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  2. Lucas Jensen  |   Posted on Feb 6th, 2008

    REPORTER
    He’s God! I mean, this man is God! He’s got millions of followers who would crawl all the way across the world just to touch the hem of his garment.

    ALVY
    Really? It must be a tremendous hem.

    REPORTER
    I’m a Rosicrucian myself.

    ALVY
    Are you?

    REPORTER
    Yeah.

    ALVY
    I can’t get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.

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  3. SuperUnison  |   Posted on Feb 6th, 2008

    Declining years my ass.

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  4. mike a  |   Posted on Feb 6th, 2008

    Mike Love isn’t mentioned at all. Makes sense to me. (Even though he made the BBs record an album at the Maharishi’s college in Iowa.)

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  5. Lucas Jensen  |   Posted on Feb 6th, 2008

    @mike a: It’s because he’s a Republican douchebag now. I saw Mike Love take a shower, by the way. I lost the capacity for love that day.

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  6. Charles A. Hohman  |   Posted on Feb 6th, 2008

    According to the always reliable Beatles fansites, the original lyrics to “Sexy Sadie”:

    “Maharishi
    You little twat
    Who the fuck do you think you are?
    Who the fuck do you think you are?
    Oh, you cunt.”

    Yoko’s done a commendable job erasing the side of Lennon from the general public memory, no?

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  7. cheesebubble  |   Posted on Feb 6th, 2008

    baby you’re a rich man. but you can’t take it with you. everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.

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  8. Anonymous  |   Posted on Feb 6th, 2008

    Pretty sure your age gets to be “mysterious” mostly when you were born before the rigorous keeping of birth records. Say, in the 1910s, in a colony.

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