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onthatmaharish.jpgThe Maharishi Mahesh Yogi died in the Netherlands yesterday at “around” the age of 91, because when you’re a wizened spiritual leader your age gets to be vague and mysterious. He did a lot of stuff other than mentor the Beatles in their declining years, of course, but there’s a reason the the word “Beatles” appears eight words into the AP’s 816-word obit. [AP]

 
By Jess Harvell at 9:00 AM on Wed Feb 6 2008
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  • Anonymous

    Pretty sure your age gets to be "mysterious" mostly when you were born before the rigorous keeping of birth records. Say, in the 1910s, in a colony.

  • cheesebubble

    baby you're a rich man. but you can't take it with you. everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey.

  • Charles A. Hohman

    According to the always reliable Beatles fansites, the original lyrics to "Sexy Sadie":


    "Maharishi
    You little twat

    Who the fuck do you think you are?

    Who the fuck do you think you are?

    Oh, you cunt."


    Yoko's done a commendable job erasing the side of Lennon from the general public memory, no?

  • Lucas Jensen

    @mike a: It's because he's a Republican douchebag now. I saw Mike Love take a shower, by the way. I lost the capacity for love that day.

  • mike a

    Mike Love isn't mentioned at all. Makes sense to me. (Even though he made the BBs record an album at the Maharishi's college in Iowa.)

  • SuperUnison

    Declining years my ass.

  • Lucas Jensen

    REPORTER

    He's God! I mean, this man is God! He's got millions of followers who would crawl all the way across the world just to touch the hem of his garment.


    ALVY

    Really? It must be a tremendous hem.


    REPORTER

    I'm a Rosicrucian myself.


    ALVY

    Are you?


    REPORTER

    Yeah.


    ALVY

    I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.

  • Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

    Has anybody heard from Sadie in the past few days? I'm worried about her...

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