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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:38:12 +0000

Pretty sure your age gets to be “mysterious” mostly when you were born before the rigorous keeping of birth records. Say, in the 1910s, in a colony.

By: cheesebubble

cheesebubble — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:44:42 +0000

baby you’re a rich man. but you can’t take it with you. everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.

By: Charles A. Hohman

Charles A. Hohman — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:00:39 +0000

According to the always reliable Beatles fansites, the original lyrics to "Sexy Sadie":

"Maharishi
You little twat
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Oh, you cunt."

Yoko's done a commendable job erasing the side of Lennon from the general public memory, no?

By: Lucas Jensen

Lucas Jensen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:39:46 +0000

@mike a: It's because he's a Republican douchebag now. I saw Mike Love take a shower, by the way. I lost the capacity for love that day.

By: mike a

mike a — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:31:48 +0000

Mike Love isn’t mentioned at all. Makes sense to me. (Even though he made the BBs record an album at the Maharishi’s college in Iowa.)

By: SuperUnison

SuperUnison — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:14:59 +0000

Declining years my ass.

By: Lucas Jensen

Lucas Jensen — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:30:27 +0000

REPORTER
He's God! I mean, this man is God! He's got millions of followers who would crawl all the way across the world just to touch the hem of his garment.

ALVY
Really? It must be a tremendous hem.

REPORTER
I'm a Rosicrucian myself.

ALVY
Are you?

REPORTER
Yeah.

ALVY
I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.

By: Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee

Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:42:40 +0000

Has anybody heard from Sadie in the past few days? I’m worried about her…