Totes’ line of Rihanna-branded umbrellas were so successful, they’ve branched out into a second line of the portable shelters. The one pictured at left, which I suppose was designed to emulate the umbrella that Rihanna’s phantom legs dance around in the song’s video, will set you back fifty bucks. Fifty! I feel bad spending more than seven dollars on an umbrella because I’ve left about 12 of them on the subway during the six years that I’ve lived in New York, but maybe people who own their own cars and don’t have to worry about such commuting-related losses will be less wary of dropping the cash. [totes-isotoner.com, via Songs For Soap]