Jay-Z might be starting his own label! He also might be turning into a blonde-haired, blue-eyed teen-pop star. “Now we hear Jay has been huddling with Reid’s rival, Warner Music Group head Lyor Cohen, to talk about starting his own label - tentatively called the Carter Music Group. (Jay’s real name is Aaron Carter.)” One can only imagine what kind of half-repressed horror stories about his days with Lou Pearlman are keeping Mr. Carter up at night. Let them out, Jay. For B’s sake. [NY Daily News via Nah Right / Photo: Getty]
Attn. “Daily News”: Jay-Z Is Not Actually Nick Carter’s Brother
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Who’s their fact checker? Jayson Blair? (rimshot) Thank you. I will now go back to my wife Mavis and my collection of 2 million cars.
*steps back in time machine and heads back to 2003*
Dumbasses, it’s not Aaron.
It’s Jay. Duh!
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He got 99 problems, but a man-boy lover ain’t one.
So you mean Jay-Z didn’t beat Shaq?
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