Attn. “Daily News”: Jay-Z Is Not Actually Nick Carter’s Brother

February 7th, 2008 // 6 Comments

77830627.jpgJay-Z might be starting his own label! He also might be turning into a blonde-haired, blue-eyed teen-pop star. “Now we hear Jay has been huddling with Reid’s rival, Warner Music Group head Lyor Cohen, to talk about starting his own label – tentatively called the Carter Music Group. (Jay’s real name is Aaron Carter.)” One can only imagine what kind of half-repressed horror stories about his days with Lou Pearlman are keeping Mr. Carter up at night. Let them out, Jay. For B’s sake. [NY Daily News via Nah Right / Photo: Getty]


  1. encyclopediablack

    Who’s their fact checker? Jayson Blair? (rimshot) Thank you. I will now go back to my wife Mavis and my collection of 2 million cars.

    *steps back in time machine and heads back to 2003*

  2. enriquez the water bottle

    Dumbasses, it’s not Aaron.

    It’s Jay. Duh!

    [/sarcasm]

  3. Chris Molanphy

    He got 99 problems, but a man-boy lover ain’t one.

  4. qyntellspitbull

    So you mean Jay-Z didn’t beat Shaq?
    [www.youtube.com]

  5. encyclopediablack

    @qyntellspitbull: great screen name

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