Comments on: Kanye West’s “Flashing Lights” Video: What Happens Next?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:43:04 +0000

Two months pass and she’s at a VMA with another superstar rapper. They dedicate an award to Kanye, he comes out while, he’s walking out her face is in dismay. She tries to walk out while her now current superstar boyfriend chases her. She gets held up by security on the red carpet, camera lights are flashing, Kanye comes out behind and gives a smile and they take her to jail. And during the court proceedings, they are flashing lights for the newspapers of her and the superstar rapper she was dating got her out. She gives a smile to the camera to let everybody know that she’s back out on the prowl. Video hoes will never die.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:44:58 +0000

this is easy
if you listen to lyrics word for word
kanye CHEATED on the girl in the lingere
he was with another girl and the paparazzi took pics of him
and she found out becuh paprazzi put it all ovre the news
she called kanye
"i get a call like where are you deazy"
he tries to make up an excuse
but she has pics of him cheating
so she kills him

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:21:37 +0000

Chick slams the trunk, flicks switch, car blows...

KW never heard from again. sweet.

By: CreativeUnderclass

CreativeUnderclass — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:06:55 +0000

@katie_a_princess: for the win!

By: Weezy F Baby

Weezy F Baby — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:47:08 +0000

this might be the first major music video shot in Henderson NV.

FUCK. YES.

By: tigerpop

tigerpop — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:45:05 +0000

@Hiphopopotamus and katie_a_princess: Thanks to you both. And . . . I'm spent.

By: brainchild

brainchild — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:53:04 +0000

[www.kanyeuniversecity.com]

More to come.

By: hastings

hastings — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:51:59 +0000

Kanye escapes, foils a blood diamond smuggling ring and related plot to nuke the world, and takes a much deserved cruise. A fat 50 Cent doppelganger is the ship's pastry chef, baking a cake that may detonate at any moment. [implied explosion off-screen]

By: FionaScrapple

FionaScrapple — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:20:53 +0000

Where’s the bridge?

By: katie_a_princess

katie_a_princess — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:15:29 +0000

she looks at the car trunk
Kanye pulls out his Baretta
she walks up to the car trunk
she goes up to the car trunk
now she's at the car trunk
damn she's opening the car trunk

By: Hiphopopotamus

Hiphopopotamus — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:26:52 +0000

#5 - Foxy-murder-lady finds out, to her dismay, that she too is covered in magic pixelated fire liquid, catches fire, and the video turns into a scantily clad version of Wax

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:12:48 +0000

serialization of music videos, huh? I seem to remember that the last time someone tried to do that we got this.
Not that I'm complaining or anything.

By: Rap vs. Sweden

Rap vs. Sweden — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:46:26 +0000

she is not bludgeoning him, but ceremoniously removing the tape around his hands and freeing him by use of the shovel strokes

By: encyclopediablack

encyclopediablack — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:09:20 +0000

They should have it segue into the video for the next single a la Ice Cube’s “It Was A Good Day” and “Check Ya Self.” Of course, I don’t know how he’d survive a shovel-bludgeoning.