Can You Tell The Real “MySpace Trends” Apart From The Fake Ones?

myspace_sucks_t-shirt.jpgLast month, MySpace came out with a survey of users that tried to suss out just what people between the ages of 18 and 24 were doing with their time on the slightly passe social-networking site, given that a good 45% of them said that if they had 15 minutes to spare, they’d spend it on the site instead of “watching TV, reading, talking on their mobile, or playing video games.” (Also of note: 14% “have made money on social networking sites using their commercial, creative and cultural skills.” Has anyone coined the term “social-networking Darwinism” yet?) And there was, of course, the obligatory listing of music trends: artists like Joe Lean And The Jing Jang Jong, Peggy Sue And The Pirates, and Conan And Mockasins, who will no doubt join Kate Nash and the Arctic Monkeys on the “we made it online” scrap heap; the terrifying new clique known as Super Super Kids, who are apparently the result of “new ravers” breeding with “new romantics”; and a smattering of musical genres, some of which don’t sound all that new and some of which sound like they spent a little too much time swinging on the flippity-flop. After the jump, some of the genres cited by the report, as well as brief descriptions that, I should note, were written by other people. (You’ll see why when you click.)

Toystep/Joystick Jungle: “sounds made from recycled plastic toys, game consoles and children’s Casio keyboards”

Grindie: “a blend of grime and indie”

Bassline: “mixes elements of speed garage, 4×4 garage and R&B”

Tape Music: “the new way chill-out sound moving from ambient to acoustic psychedelic”

Power Pop: “a mix of rock, hip-hop and rave”

Acousmatic: “acoustic sounds produced and fused through electronica”

Intelligent Dance Music: “a sound so sophisticated that it’s hard to dance to”

Screamo: “perhaps best defined by this YouTube clip

OK, so I wrote that last one. But you have to admit it’s kind of perfect, and it’ll provide a neat soundtrack to what’s clearly going to be a bloody war between the old and new factions of “Power Pop.”

Social networking ‘becoming entertainment of choice’- research [netimperative.com]
The top ten new bands online fans are tipping for 2008 [NME]

 
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  1. natepatrin  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2008

    Now I want to hear Alex Chilton release an album that’s “a mix of rock, hip-hop and rave”.

  2. loudersoft  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2008

    Chris Bell is rolling over in his grave.

  3. Jasonbob7  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2008

    @natepatrin: Yeah, I fully expect that to describe the next release from Fountains of Wayne.

  4. Anonymous  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2008

    I’ve seen IDM in print as far back as 2001.

  5. KinetiQ  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2008

    So what’s this post punk I keep hearing about? Green Day is still around, so how could there be something that’s *after* punk? Du-uh.

    This aneurysm brought to you by Mentos: “Remember when you liked candy ironically?”(tm)

  6. Anonymous  |   Posted on Feb 16th, 2008

    How could you have neglected to mention Cheemo (a mix of chav and emo) from the report? I love it and am now determined to use it in a sentence at least once a day along with the Reader’s Digest word of the day.

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