Remember Lordi, the Eurovision winners who came off like a more cuddly, more melodic GWAR? Following in the footsteps of fellow costumed acts the Spice Girls and the Village People, they’re going to be in a movie! Dark Floors–which, in Finland, is being billed as The Lordi Motion Picture–is a horror movie set at a hospital where people mysteriously disappear, except for a sick girl, a security guard, and a few other stock characters. But the plot, for some reason, casts the fully made-up members of Lordi as the villains, even though anyone who’s heard “Hard Rock Hallelujah” knows that these guys are about as bad-ass as Firehouse. Trailer after the jump.
Dark Floors [IMDB]
Remember Eurovision winners Lordi? Well, they have a movie out. [ONTD]
Lordi might have a Pac Wit Teh Debil, but Gwar has better artillery.
A fat doobie, buttered popcorn rainy-day matinee.
I’m there!
I saw them open for Type O Negative last October… Not totally awful, but a novelty act all the same.