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74081775.jpgjess@idolator: Nothing going on this morning, eh?
maura@idolator: Ugh. Just the [alleged] Gene Simmons sex tape. [Ed. Note: Link not safe for ANYTHING, let alone work.]
maura@idolator: Did you hear what song was playing in the background?
maura@idolator: (I didn’t watch; I just read about it.) [Ed. Note: Riiiiiiight.]
jess@idolator: I did not, no.
maura@idolator: “I Want To Know What Love Is”
jess@idolator: Well I mean who hasn’t “made love” to that?
maura@idolator: I wonder what else gets Gene in the mood?

Good question, Maura! (Even if normal folks would rather imagine the family members of their choice getting it on atop a pile of newly dead bodies than think of Gene Simmons in (makeup-free) flagrante.) Since “I Want To Know What Love Is” clocks in at around 5:00 and the tape lasts a respectable (if not Sting-level) 10:00, one must assume that Gene had a second song picked to round out his 1/6th of an hour spent in the act of physical love with his Australian energy drink spokeslady. But what was it?

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By Jess Harvell at 9:15 AM on Wed Feb 20 2008
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  • Rob Murphy

    Guns 'N' Roses, "Paradise City"

  • Jess Harvell

    i honestly would have guessed gene got down to kiss songs.

  • MTS

    Never again will I be able to hear "I Want To Know What Love Is" without thinking of this goddamn sex tape. Thanks to Gene, the Internet has reached its end.

  • Rob Murphy

    Christopher Cross, "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)," a/k/a "When You Get Caught Between The Moon And New York City"

  • Maura Johnston

    @Jess Harvell: yeah, really. talk about diluting the brand!

  • Maura Johnston

    oh, also, i think that this means that we're in line for a celine dion and/or fat joe tape next:


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  • JohnDoe

    Butterfly kisses?

  • Rob Murphy

    Colbie Caillat, "Bubbly"

  • loudersoft

    Joe Esposito, "You're The Best" (from The Karate Kid)

  • Ned Raggett

    @Maura Johnston: The world demands 'and,' not 'or.' (I want to see the world dead.)

  • Chris N.

    I figured it would be a tape of his own voice, offering encouragement and reassurance.

  • Ned Raggett

    @Chris N.: Thank you for the nightmares in my head.

  • Jess Harvell

    @JohnDoe: maybe it was actually "butterfly" by crazy town

  • Anonymous

    @Maura Johnston: I'm with you guys. I'm guessing if the girl had to choose it would be "Goin' Blind" from Kiss' Hotter than Hell. I just saw a commercial for the new season of Gene Simmons' Family Jewels. The whole leaves a bad... ok, I cannot go there.

  • Bob Loblaw

    Bobby Brown, "Rockwitcha"

  • Rob Murphy

    Whitney Houston, "I Will Always Love You"

  • Rob Murphy

    Gretchen Wilson, "Redneck Woman"

  • rad_matter

    Fleshbot has a clip that plays "Oh Sherry" by Steve Perry now. Foreigner's "Waiting For a Girl Like You" is better.

  • rad_matter

    @Wherever my last comment was: "Oh, Sherrie"

  • CapnCalamity

    Chumba.

    Wumba.

  • Cam/ron

    Maybe Talking Heads's "Once in a Lifetime."


    "You may ask yourself/How do I work this?...You may ask yourself/My God, what have I done?"

  • manyjars

    Gene puts the echh in sex.

  • Chris N.

    "Hard Luck Woman."

  • Jfrankparnell

    What else would Chaim Witz play? "Le Chaim," of course. Any version.

  • Herman Menderchuk

    Just wait until the Ted Nugentsex tape comes out. You just know the Nuge cranks up a continuous loop of "Wango Tango"/"Wang Dang Sweet Poontang." And after he's done making sweet love down by the fire, he kills a bull moose with his bare hands.

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