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The video for Mariah Carey’s “Touch My Body,” which debuts next week, is going to feature Jack McBrayer–a.k.a. 30 Rock’s ubernaif page Kenneth Parcell–and you may not be surprised by the fact that he’s apparently playing a guy who’s kind of a nerd. (Toya’s World has shots of McBrayer in full-on rainbow-headband workout mode.) Not only that, but the clip was directed by Rush Hour auteur Brett Ratner! Hmm, when you compare this clip’s probable budget to that of Janet Jackson’s Plan 9-looking “Feedback”, then think about the difference between the blog smackdowns given to sites that dared post a snippet of “Touch” and the unsullied sites that are dealing in .zip files of Discipline right now, you get a pretty clear picture of what Island Def Jam’s priorities are at the moment, don’t you? [Toya's World]
Mariah Carey’s New Video To Show The Taste, Restraint, And Pitch-Perfect Humor That Brett Ratner Is Known For
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I hope Kenneth made a lot of money off of this.
Has he forgotten that heat is the devil’s temperature?
Well, he’s probably a good choice for a video for “Touch My Body.” He’s a real good sex person, he does it all the different ways.
He’s going to disgrace the peacock!
If the video makes any literal reference to the lyrics of TMB, I’d be very curious to see which part of MC’s body Ratner uses to embody “My Carribean Sea”.
I mean…..
Lorna Doone’s gonna be pissed.
This seems like as good a time as any to bring up that Brett Ratner was blown by a tranny.
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