Soulja Boy’s Newest Venture Inspires Many IMs Consisting Solely Of The Word “Shooooooooeeeeeeesssss”


So Soulja Boy’s personal line of kicks are going to be called Yums, which is appropriate since the colors they’re available in are bright hues that bring to mind Sour Patch Kids, Trix, and other sugar-covered things that are really bad for your teeth and well-being. But! They’re also packaged in what look to be emoticon-covered boxes, because if there’s one thing Soulja Boy is all about, it’s keeping himself Internet-real. Which may also be why he seemingly hasn’t moved out of the bedroom where he first became a YouTube star–he knows that said room, with its photographs stuck to the wall and dorm-room furniture, is his own personal soda-fountain counter, and it reminds him of his humble origins every time he hunkers down to go to sleep. Or at least it will until he has the whole thing bronzed. [SODMG.com via ONTD]

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7 Responses to “Soulja Boy’s Newest Venture Inspires Many IMs Consisting Solely Of The Word “Shooooooooeeeeeeesssss””

  1. by Rilo-Andy at 4:29 am

    Urge to KILL rising… rising…

  2. by Tenno at 4:36 am

    Why doesn’t he just strap on clown shoes already? Seriously, I can’t stands no more!

  3. by at 4:37 am

    Taking “celebrating one’s own stupidity” to great new heights!

  4. by Camp Tiger Claw at 4:40 am

    My mom hates the shoes, but is interested in your border.

  5. by The HZA. [member of the zombie nation] at 4:46 am

    How garanimals.

  6. by Tenno at 5:14 am

    Wait a sec… S.O.D. Money? SODOMY?

    Bright clothing, sodomy and an animated potato video? Those wily gays! This is how they subvert everything.

  7. by Adam Bernard at 6:54 am

    This kid is brilliant.  He knows he has 15 minutes of fame, 10 of them are already up, so he’s going to make all the money he can while he’s in the public eye.  As wack as he is, he knows what he’s doing.

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