Soulja Boy’s Newest Venture Inspires Many IMs Consisting Solely Of The Word “Shooooooooeeeeeeesssss”


So Soulja Boy’s personal line of kicks are going to be called Yums, which is appropriate since the colors they’re available in are bright hues that bring to mind Sour Patch Kids, Trix, and other sugar-covered things that are really bad for your teeth and well-being. But! They’re also packaged in what look to be emoticon-covered boxes, because if there’s one thing Soulja Boy is all about, it’s keeping himself Internet-real. Which may also be why he seemingly hasn’t moved out of the bedroom where he first became a YouTube star–he knows that said room, with its photographs stuck to the wall and dorm-room furniture, is his own personal soda-fountain counter, and it reminds him of his humble origins every time he hunkers down to go to sleep. Or at least it will until he has the whole thing bronzed. [SODMG.com via ONTD]

 
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  1. Rilo-Andy  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2008

    Urge to KILL rising… rising…

  2. Tenno  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2008

    Why doesn’t he just strap on clown shoes already? Seriously, I can’t stands no more!

  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2008

    Taking “celebrating one’s own stupidity” to great new heights!

  4. Camp Tiger Claw  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2008

    My mom hates the shoes, but is interested in your border.

  5. The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2008

    How garanimals.

  6. Tenno  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2008

    Wait a sec… S.O.D. Money? SODOMY?

    Bright clothing, sodomy and an animated potato video? Those wily gays! This is how they subvert everything.

  7. Adam Bernard  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2008

    This kid is brilliant.  He knows he has 15 minutes of fame, 10 of them are already up, so he’s going to make all the money he can while he’s in the public eye.  As wack as he is, he knows what he’s doing.

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