• We spared you the sight of Gene Simmons’ bare ass, and instead wondered what the star of the latest sex tape scandal likes to play when he’s knockin’ boots.
• Is a Billy Joel ticket really worth almost $10k? Is anything?
• Walt Jabsco and Jello Biafra got robbed.
• Some guy tried to unload his stupid huge record collection, and actually found a buyer. Or did he?
• TVT Records shut down and Trent Reznor and his fans had something (semi-coherent) to say about it.
• Alt-country survivor No Depression will finally close up shop after its next issue.
• What we don’t need more of is Jimmy Iovine’s science.
• DJ Steve Aoki launched a war of words between Urb, Pitchfork, Idolator’s commenters, and the city of Chicago.
• Paramore is breaking up? Not just yet.
• Spin had some things to say about some some New York combo called Vampire Weekend.