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Once moderately famous rock musician Noel Gallagher (purportedly) suffered the z-list indignity of botching multiple attempts to charm his way into various Oscar parties on Sunday night. Yeah, it has been years and years since Oasis’ last U.S. hit, but it has to gall poor Noel that they let Courtney Love into Elton John’s soiree. [Gigwise]
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To be fair, he always did behave like a bit of a douche.
@loudersoft: A bit?
He took douchery to previously unmatched heights. And that’s why I will love him forever. More rock stars, please!
@Lucas Jensen: Summer’s Eve should dedicate a special line of fragrant douches and name them after him.
I’m now imagining Liam and Noel wandering down the beach in soft focus…
“Noel…do you douche?”
“Years and years”? C’mon, that AT&T commercial didn’t come out that long ago.
@JohnDoe: Amen, more rock stars please. I would rather read an interview with Noel than Radiohead or the Arcade fire anyday, even if the music he was promoting was terrible.
I’ll never forget the Mojo interview where he kept referring to the Gorillaz as the Bannana Splits.
@JudgeFudge: hmm. SO many good quotes to choose from.
How about
“At the end of the day, it’s just music, innit? Music is just music- except for jazz. Jazz is shite.”
or on the subject if Sum 41: “I’m just glad I lived long enough to hear the shittiest band ever”
or maybe
“What would you rather read? ‘The guy from Keane’s been to a rabbit sanctuary ‘cos one of the rabbits needed a kidney implant, so he swapped his with it’ – or ‘Liam Gallagher sets fire to a policeman in cocaine madness while his brother Noel runs down Oxford Street nude’?”