Madonna Officially Out Of Ideas

AP071202052586.jpgIn addition to revealing that Justin Timberlake would present her to the public at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony, Madonna let slip the title of her forthcoming album, which comes out on April 29: It’s going to be called Hard Candy, just like that nail polish line and that old Ellen Page movie, and it’ll also have a track called “Candy Store.” Why? Well, according to Madonna’s long-suffering publicist Liz Rosenberg, Madge “loves candy … [The title is] about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness, or as Madonna so eloquently expressed ‘I’m gonna kick your ass, but it’s going to make you feel good.’” That’s the type of personal-trainer-derived talk that almost makes you pine for the days of Licorice! Maybe Madonna figures that she’s being transgressive in this lollipop-girl era by admitting that she actually eats junk food in her new album’s title? Sigh. Let’s just go back to the Material Girl’s better days with the video for one of my top-five songs of hers ever, “Deeper And Deeper.” (Hey, it features women eating actual food!)

Madonna’s album title, release date confirmed [Hollywood Insider]
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  1. Camp Tiger Claw  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2008

    It’s going to be called Hard Candy, just like that nail polish line and that old Ellen Page movie

    “Cough, cough.”

    /Adam Duritz

  2. narymary  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2008

    @Camp Tiger Claw: I think the less Counting Crows are referenced, the better.

    In other news, any of my fellow gays trying to tell my why this tired harridan is still relevant will get a glove-slap upside the head.

  3. loudersoft  |   Posted on Feb 27th, 2008

    Madonna needs a concept album that goes completely against the grain.

    Quick, someone give her LSD.

  4. loudersoft  |   Posted on Feb 27th, 2008

    Liquid, not paper FTW

  5. prolixrush  |   Posted on Feb 26th, 2008

    “SIGH” is so right on. Madonna’s peak: Erotica or Bedtime Stories? And are those balloons her life force? Virginity? Innocence? Sanity? For the longest time I thought Udo Kier and Christopher Walken were related thanks to this video and “Bad Girl” coming out around the same time.

  6. katieee  |   Posted on Feb 27th, 2008

    Maura, thank you! That video is thoroughly enjoyable, even though (or because?) it kinda looks like a Seventeen fashion shoot from 1993.

  7. the rich girls are weeping  |   Posted on Feb 27th, 2008

    I dunno, all of Madonna’s albums sound kind of dumb in the concept. Srsly. I’ll wait for more deets before passing judgment.

  8. Anonymous  |   Posted on Feb 27th, 2008

    Ah… Deeper And Deeper.. My all time favorite Madonna song… too bad she butchered it on the Reinvention Tour.

  9. Anonymous  |   Posted on Feb 27th, 2008

    Deeper And Deeper, the best Madonna song.. ever.

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