Comments on: Mariah Carey And Unicorns: Every Geek’s Fantasy(?)

By: DeeW

DeeW — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 04:03:16 +0000

OK, I was gonna let this video slide by without a word, but the end just annoyed me. Why? Because one cannot upgrade to 802.11n without first opening the computer, taking out some tools, unscrewing the old wifi card, then putting a new (802.11n) card in its place. C'mon, people! It's common sense!

Now back to my "Firefly" marathon.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:51:55 +0000

Does the phrase “upgrade my wireless” now have sexual connotations?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:34:42 +0000

@Tauwan: What disappointed me most about Damita Jo was the piss-poor marketing of that record. Whomever at EMI decided that clunkers like "Just a Little While" or "I Want You" had even remote chances of radio play were hopefully beheaded and thrown to the dogs. By the time "All Night" came around, the window had passed...

J needed a slam dunk after Nipplegate, and releasing "All Night", then "My Baby", then "SLOLOVE" would have proven infinitely more successful.

20 Y.O., however, was nothing short of inexcusable. Sorry.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:47:21 +0000

Ever since “Emancipation of Mimi” I think MC has started to get the joke that is her persona, and ever since that album I’ve started to like her. This shamelessly ridiculous video just adds to that.

By: Tauwan

Tauwan — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:47:09 +0000

@HONEYBFLY:

And despite those lyrics and pandering and blah, blah, blah, she seems less at a loss for where to go or what to do next or how to stay on top of her game than Janet Jackson does at the moment. And this is coming from a diehard Janet Jackson fan who both owns and enjoys purchased copies of Damita Jo AND 20 Y.O.

By: katie_a_princess

katie_a_princess — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:13:39 +0000

it’s such obvious pandering, but i love this.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:10:30 +0000

Glad to see MC is recognizing her artistic limitations with this vid. She seems comfortable enough surrounding herself with film directors and tv stars, yet remaining a singer, as opposed to her disastrous turns on the big and small screen (Glitter, Ally McBeal, etc).

I agree with all of the above, this song and vid are easily digestible and neither showcases her upper registers nor her near-nude physique, both of which we are all BEYOND sick of...

By: Tauwan

Tauwan — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:18:32 +0000

@Chris Molanphy:

I completely agree with you man 100%. Everytime I hear this song I'm taken back to Mariah Carey post Glitter. Unconsciously. I don't know what it is. I'm not saying I am rooting for the track and video 100%, but it's less in your face and pandering for a young audience/chart success than It's Like That from her Mimi album. [Though those goddamn lyrics beg to differ. "Yooouu Tube! Yooou Tube!"...Ugh].

By: cfitzrandolph

cfitzrandolph — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:06:54 +0000

“Mariah FTW?” More like “Mariah WTF?”!!!!

By: Chris Molanphy

Chris Molanphy — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:25:33 +0000

I must say, the promotional setup for this single/album have so far been masterful — worthy of Sony/Mottola in Mariah’s ’90s heyday. Tacky as the video is, it’s got people talking about her, and the campaign seems to register that Carey is now something of a fetish object of both high and low culture. Believe me, I’m no Carey fan, but they’ve managed to make her inescapable recently.

Prediction: when they release the single to iTunes, she’s gonna shoot to No. 1. She might even be the spoiler that ejects Flo Rida before Chris Brown or Rihanna get around to it.