boygeorge.jpgBoy George has claimed all of his human sex toys are free to come and go as they please and plead not guilty to that nasty business last year where a male “model” claimed the singer kept him imprisoned in a London basement with the aid of chains. The judge released George on his own recognizance with a stern warning about the use of martial aids in ways their manufacturers didn’t intend and set a November date for his trial. [BBC]

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  1. by Lucas Jensen at 3:30 am

    I am disappointed in the lack of comments on this. I feel like the jokes make themselves. Of course, I can’t think of anything right now.

  2. by KingCool at 12:05 pm

    I’m still busy laughing at the misspelling… They are known as MARITAL aids, not MARTIAL aids…HUGE difference!

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