February 28th, 2008 // 2 Comments

boygeorge.jpgBoy George has claimed all of his human sex toys are free to come and go as they please and plead not guilty to that nasty business last year where a male “model” claimed the singer kept him imprisoned in a London basement with the aid of chains. The judge released George on his own recognizance with a stern warning about the use of martial aids in ways their manufacturers didn’t intend and set a November date for his trial. [BBC]


  1. Lucas Jensen

    I am disappointed in the lack of comments on this. I feel like the jokes make themselves. Of course, I can’t think of anything right now.

  2. KingCool

    I’m still busy laughing at the misspelling… They are known as MARITAL aids, not MARTIAL aids…HUGE difference!

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