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The Cringe is her husband's band. Excellent name, considering. But they suck as much she does.

Holy *&%$ is right.

My mom found out I comment here, came by for my old vinyl copies of "Power, Corruption and Lies" and "Trans-Europe Express" and went off to spin at a L'Eighties Night in YOUR area!

I had the (mis)fortune of seeing Rachael Ray at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival. Judging by the swarm of Rachael Ray talk show people there, I'm pretty sure that SXSW is in danger of becoming known to 30- and 40-something housewives.

@qyntellspitbull: My mind is trapped in the paradox. There's no way that Rachel Ray's handlers would allow her connect to connect herself with a band named... THAT, so it must be real. Still, this Rachel Ray we're talking about, so it MUST be a staged promo event.

Unless Rachel is some sort of closet freak behind the bland exterior (see: Norah Jones), my mind cannot make sense of this bill.

Someone needs to ask Rachael Ray what, say, her favorite Raveonettes songs are. That'd help allay the skepticism.

@MickFNS: yep, my sister and her girlfriend has the misfortune to be at a club where they where a act at. Miss Ray was apparently a raving bitch to boot, diva-ing it up while she was there. All the other bands performing that night where ecstatic when her and her husbands band left.

i just saw someone on brooklynvegan.com refer to rachael ray as 'dorito boobs.' what does that even mean?? (and why do i read brooklynvegan's comments section anyway?)

Christ she's hot...

@Maura Johnston: I've heard people who use too much tanner or bronzer referred to as having dorito skin, so maybe she uses a lot of bronzer on her boobs? I am officially thinking too much about this.

@MickFNS: Rachael's husband, singer for the so-aptly named Cringe, also runs Watch Entertainment--the company responsible for this very showcase.

Talent will get you nowhere.