maura@idolator: Maybe this is why her voice sounds like Lindsay Lohan on a seven-pack night.
jess@idolator: She sounds like a space alien who learned to mimic human speech by watching episodes of Maude.
jess@idolator: God, I just realized this could be my last Hannah Montana-related post ever. I don’t know how to feel about that.
maura@idolator: Aw.
jess@idolator: Farewell, trusted slow-news-day standby. Let the record show you were smarter than Ronald Reagan.
Mylie Cyrus Drinks Ketchup [Huffington Post; HT DHMBIB]


“Oh, she’s just bein’ Miley …”
“It’s a liquid, technically.” That’s my favorite part.
Looks like she’s trying out for Vivid Video.
@tigerpop: you win.
Why does anyone watch Leno? Why?
Vapid? Check. Cute? Check. Underage? Check. Damnit. Why y’all be putting this stuff on an old guy’s feed reader? You KNOW I’m going to look!
Not right. Not right, at all…