maura@idolator: Maybe this is why her voice sounds like Lindsay Lohan on a seven-pack night.
jess@idolator: She sounds like a space alien who learned to mimic human speech by watching episodes of Maude.
jess@idolator: God, I just realized this could be my last Hannah Montana-related post ever. I don’t know how to feel about that.
jess@idolator: Farewell, trusted slow-news-day standby. Let the record show you were smarter than Ronald Reagan.
Mylie Cyrus Drinks Ketchup [Huffington Post; HT DHMBIB]