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I had always heard the phrase "I just threw up a little bit in my mouth" and never thought anybody actually MEANT it.

After reading this pornographic lineup, well, let's just say we learn something new every day....

Christ. Al Qaeda (or even a more sinister creature, Rachel Ray) could book better bands than that.

Is Nicole Whatzhername gonna be there?

The P-Dolls (I won't spell it)-- do they really have fans? They are like greasy female caricatures, uneducated American twats, and they give me a hard-off.
Every time I see that "creator" Robin, I can't make sense of her face. It doesn't register in my mind; it's like I can't focus on it. Teeth where her eyes should be.

Given the tastes of the kids I went to high school with who were pumped about joining the military, I'd say that myspace did a really good job with this lineup. Some people don't consider college or vocational training an option. A lot of them like Disturbed cause it gets them pumped, Jessica Simpson because she's hot, and Carlos Mencia because he doesn't make you think hard in order to understand his jokes. You wouldn't make fun of them for booking Tokyo Police Club, Patton Oswalt, Vampire Weekend, and Kanye for a show at a college, would you?

@OingoBobo: This is why she chose Lil Kim as her sidekick for that PCD girl search show...you know they were both thinking "Haha, this plastic bitch next to me, she only wishes she looked as natural as I do."

@HONEYBFLY: Yeah, natural-- like those 10,000-fathoms Mariana Trench scary-ass fish kinda natural.

I'm pretty sure our boys abroad would rather just have the Pussycat Dolls do all five sets.

Only no singing.
And with a pole.

Don't forget, Filter is going to be there too. Yes, Filter. Who, actually, I really like. However, it has been six years since their last record, and nine since their last successful one at that.

Hey Carlos Mencia, how do you say "Bud Light" in Kuwait? I NEED to KNOW.

Why wasn't Katie from One Tree hill invited?

Rad but Fad of yesterday. the boys will take what they can get at this juncture...they deserve something, even worn out acts....as for the orginal poster's comment...the event will be viewable for the first time ever around the world in broadly avaialble HD resolution. Streamed live over Akamai, watchable in full Jessica Glory on your home 60" LCD's or your I-go,U-go,Phone-Go flavor of Choice. the real news here is the Flash HD ver the Web which will change the world....for the vent got to MySpace for live webcast....if you do not have an HD large screen, there will be lower SD streams available too....Kulabyte Rocks!!...Worlds fastest and highest quality live Web streaming solutions!!

"I had always heard the phrase "I just threw up a little bit in my mouth" and never thought anybody actually MEANT it" by HBfly.

So you've seen it then!
I thought I was the only one with my mouth hanging open at it's schmaltzy, cheesy awkwardness.
The troops do deserve more. They deserve to pick the bands they'd like to see at the very least, and not
at the place 'the last place they see before action'
but maybe during. I imagine this the gov's way of making
them look forward to battle 'Just get me outta here' kind of thing. I like Jess Simp for her cuteness in the past..but her slimy, croaked out renditions of everything sentimental brought my cookies back up too.

Disappointed in myspace for trying to cash in. They blow goats.

awkward uncomfortable shite!