noah | February 29, 2008 9:45 am
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Bret Michaels is releasing his autobiography this fall, and as MetalSucks notes, it will be sure to not be as interesting as either The Dirt or anything Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille would commit to paper. But maybe the bandana’d lead singer will be thoughtful enough to provide a glossary of terms that lets the world know the definition of an “unskinny bop” and what the true spelling of “diabeetus” is? [MetalSucks]