narrowassbop.jpgBret Michaels is releasing his autobiography this fall, and as MetalSucks notes, it will be sure to not be as interesting as either The Dirt or anything Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille would commit to paper. But maybe the bandana’d lead singer will be thoughtful enough to provide a glossary of terms that lets the world know the definition of an “unskinny bop” and what the true spelling of “diabeetus” is? [MetalSucks]

 
Bret Michaels showing his poison tattoo and the tattoo on his hand.
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  1. Nicolars  |   Posted on Feb 29th, 2008

    I wonder how many chapters will be devoted to Bret getting turned on by random things.

  2. Anonymous  |   Posted on Feb 29th, 2008

    That is one pretty man.

  3. MickFNS  |   Posted on Feb 29th, 2008

    On “Hollyweird,” there is a song called “Home (Bret’s Story)” – where Bret, “talking” to Nic Cage and Charlie Sheen (yes) sings, “Nic asked me what the hell ‘Unskinny Bop’ means; it’s slang for C.C. bangin’ a porno-queen…”

  4. J DTZR  |   Posted on Feb 29th, 2008

    Why is there a picture of Goldie Hawn illustrating this Bret Michaels post?

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