February 29th, 2008 // 5 Comments

narrowassbop.jpgBret Michaels is releasing his autobiography this fall, and as MetalSucks notes, it will be sure to not be as interesting as either The Dirt or anything Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille would commit to paper. But maybe the bandana’d lead singer will be thoughtful enough to provide a glossary of terms that lets the world know the definition of an “unskinny bop” and what the true spelling of “diabeetus” is? [MetalSucks]


  1. Nicolars

    I wonder how many chapters will be devoted to Bret getting turned on by random things.

  2. Anonymous

    That is one pretty man.

  3. MickFNS

    On “Hollyweird,” there is a song called “Home (Bret’s Story)” – where Bret, “talking” to Nic Cage and Charlie Sheen (yes) sings, “Nic asked me what the hell ‘Unskinny Bop’ means; it’s slang for C.C. bangin’ a porno-queen…”

  4. J DTZR

    Why is there a picture of Goldie Hawn illustrating this Bret Michaels post?

  5. Jennifer Bellissimo

    Hi, I was viewing this website with my iphone 3gs and it appears somewhat odd. Thought you would probablywould like to know. It’s a nice article in any case.

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