So while Maura’s off at SXSW or Margaritaville or wherever the hell she’s going this spring, I’m being sent to Myrtle Beach in June for the opening of the Hard Rock Park, the long-awaited rock-themed amusement park brought to you by the Cafe people. There I’ll enjoy opening weekend festivities like a live set from the Eagles, the Moody Blues “christening a ride set to the band’s hit song ‘Nights in White Satin,’” a ride on the Bryan Ferry-is Wheel, and plenty of alcohol-related blackouts. [Myrtle Beach Online via Rolling Stone]
February 29th, 2008 // 4 Comments
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You should do “Fear and Loathing in Hard Rock Park.” A spiritual dialogue with one of those heads made out of sand would be amazing.
Condolences.
The redneck riviera is truly best experienced in the warm safety of an alkahaw blackout. And the theme park pic looks JUST like the mini-golf complex that Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn build in Overboard. Tofutti Klein.
Yeah, you should totally have a spiritual dialogue with the sand head of Edgar Winter.