Akon Just Kon’t Come Up With Any New Ideas

akonpocket.jpgJust as Kanye West took one good album concept and kept rubber-stamping all subsequent releases with increasingly nonsensical titles following the same theme (seriously, how does a dropout graduate?), Akon is following up his somewhat cleverly titled 2006 album Konvicted with Acquitted in May, and has already planned to title the album after that Double Jeopardy. We can’t wait for him to show his romantic side with Konjugal Visit in 2010. [MTV]

 
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  1. Anonymous  |   Posted on Mar 4th, 2008

    When does Locked Up in the Hole For Throwing a Urine/Semen/Fecal Cocktail at a CO drop?

  2. Maura Johnston  |   Posted on Mar 4th, 2008

    @Underclassed: i think you mean Kocktail

  3. Rob Murphy  |   Posted on Mar 4th, 2008

    Klemency?

  4. Michaelangelo Matos  |   Posted on Mar 4th, 2008

    seriously, how does a dropout graduate?

    he registers late?

  5. Jess Harvell  |   Posted on Mar 5th, 2008

    seriously, how does a dropout graduate?

    al must have missed the rematriculation EP

  6. Anonymous  |   Posted on Mar 5th, 2008

    Akon stealing ideas from Kanye? I had no idea he was such a Kon Artist?!

    Seriously, this thematic naming of consecutive albums, artistically speaking, holds about as much weight as Blowhan posing for old Marilyn pix (i.e. NONE)

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