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Akon Just Kon’t Come Up With Any New Ideas

akonpocket.jpgJust as Kanye West took one good album concept and kept rubber-stamping all subsequent releases with increasingly nonsensical titles following the same theme (seriously, how does a dropout graduate?), Akon is following up his somewhat cleverly titled 2006 album Konvicted with Acquitted in May, and has already planned to title the album after that Double Jeopardy. We can’t wait for him to show his romantic side with Konjugal Visit in 2010. [MTV]

 
By Al Shipley at 6:10 AM on Tue Mar 4 2008
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  • Anonymous

    Akon stealing ideas from Kanye? I had no idea he was such a Kon Artist?!


    Seriously, this thematic naming of consecutive albums, artistically speaking, holds about as much weight as Blowhan posing for old Marilyn pix (i.e. NONE)

  • Jess Harvell

    seriously, how does a dropout graduate?


    al must have missed the rematriculation EP

  • Michaelangelo Matos

    seriously, how does a dropout graduate?


    he registers late?

  • Rob Murphy

    Klemency?

  • Maura Johnston

    @Underclassed: i think you mean Kocktail

  • Anonymous

    When does Locked Up in the Hole For Throwing a Urine/Semen/Fecal Cocktail at a CO drop?

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