This Man Would Like You To Trust Him With Your Hair

Dan Gibson | March 5, 2008 11:00 am
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Sometimes there’s news that hits the wire that seems like it merits some sort of bloggo remark or more appropriately, should be broadcast as widely as possible to warn the populace. So here, the first (and likely last) appearance of a “feature” entitled “Presented Without Comment”:

Pete Wentz to open ‘punk’-themed beauty parlor: Not surprisingly, the salon is unisex. Also, a guy who was on a reality show I don’t really remember will be the head stylist. [NY Daily News]

Korn Guitarist Forms New Band: It should be noted that James “Munky” Shaffer’s new band, Fear and the Nervous System, also includes Limp Bizkit’s Wes Borland and Faith No More’s Billy Gould. [LiveDaily]

Janet Jackson is considering having her eggs frozen: Later in the piece, taken from Janet’s appearance on the Tyra show, Janet mentioned that she might be “allergic to marriage.” It could not be confirmed, but we hear that quiet sobs were heard from the side of the stage, interspersed with someone saying “So So Def.” [Boston.com]

[Photo: AP]