This Man Would Like You To Trust Him With Your Hair

petewentzeatingfries.jpgSometimes there’s news that hits the wire that seems like it merits some sort of bloggo remark or more appropriately, should be broadcast as widely as possible to warn the populace. So here, the first (and likely last) appearance of a “feature” entitled “Presented Without Comment”:

Pete Wentz to open ‘punk’-themed beauty parlor: Not surprisingly, the salon is unisex. Also, a guy who was on a reality show I don’t really remember will be the head stylist. [NY Daily News]

Korn Guitarist Forms New Band: It should be noted that James “Munky” Shaffer’s new band, Fear and the Nervous System, also includes Limp Bizkit’s Wes Borland and Faith No More’s Billy Gould. [LiveDaily]

Janet Jackson is considering having her eggs frozen: Later in the piece, taken from Janet’s appearance on the Tyra show, Janet mentioned that she might be “allergic to marriage.” It could not be confirmed, but we hear that quiet sobs were heard from the side of the stage, interspersed with someone saying “So So Def.” [Boston.com]

[Photo: AP]

 
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  1. El Zilcho!  |   Posted on Mar 5th, 2008

    Awww, it’s not the guy from Blow Out doing the styling? Because that guy was a complete lunatic.

  2. Silverfuture  |   Posted on Mar 5th, 2008

    Wow, what’s Billy Gould been up to? That band could really go either way, but based on nothing, I’m optimistic. Wes Borland was the closest thing Limp Bizkit had to a redeeming quality.

    And while the hairdresser reality show was pretty forgettable, Ben is awesome. It’s good to see him making big moves, even if he’s doing so with Pete Wentz.

  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on Mar 5th, 2008

    @El-Zilcho: Co-sign. Plus, it would be another venue from which to plug “Jonathan Product”.

  4. scarletvirtue  |   Posted on Mar 5th, 2008

    @El-Zilcho: Thank G*d it’s not.

    And I wouldn’t trust Pete to do my hair – the boy can’t even do his own hair half the time.

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