Thanks to ProHipHop for doing the legwork and finding out that Little Jonathan Vineyards is, in fact, a winery belonging to Lil Jon, who’s smartly realized that the energy-drink market has hit its turn-of-the-millennium peak and that it’s time for him to diversify his beverage portfolio a little bit. What with this wine and similar efforts from Miranda Lambert, Maynard James Keenan, and Vince Neil, my dreams of opening up a music-themed wine bar may actually happen! (We can cheat a little on the food by modifying recipes from Rachael Ray’s cookbooks.) [ProHipHop]