• The Van Halen reunion took a break, while the Dru Hill reunion didn’t even crack the 15-minute mark.
• American Idol whittled its field down to 12, and lopped off Danny Noriega’s purple streaks in the process.
• Usher ended our Flo Ridian nightmare.
• Chuck Eddy looked for the hottest Heatseekers.
• Madonna, Gnarls Barkley, and Portishead got leaky.
• Jess spun a couple of singles by Andrew WK, the Roots, and Wiz Khalifa.
• We want our old-school MTV.
• Perez Hilton: Are we part of the problem for even mentioning his existence?
• The world found out about Ryan Schreiber’s childhood MTV habits.
• The Anono-Critic looked at the horn-throwing Revolver and the in-limbo Blender.
• And finally, don’t let your weekend begin until you watch Dom DeLuise’s anime extravaganza.