Control: Janet Jackson Writes Weight-Loss Book

jackson_janet_05l.gifJanet Jackson was told by America or TMZ or someone that she was totally Chubbo City, lost a ton of weight she didn’t need to lose, and now has a book coming out so you can help perpetuate size myths in the privacy of your own, Cheeto-filled home. Will it involve wrapping youself in those weird leather things she likes to wear? Or maybe, you know, dancing? She really dances a lot. You should try dancing! Or exercising. At all.

“Everybody asks me — men, women — how did I do it?” she says. “Even young people will come up to me and they have an issue with their weight and they’re very concerned. So it’s basically my journey; it’s not just this sterile, weight loss and how to do it book, but my journey even from when I was a kid … being an emotional eater. It takes you through those moments in my life up ’til now and what worked for me. And hopefully within that, if it doesn’t work for them, maybe they’ll find something that does work for them and a nice place for them to be content with who they are.”

Janet, Janet. How could you ignore all the lessons you taught us about size discrimination in your unforgettable, heart-wrenching documentary Nutty Professor II: The Klumps?

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  1. Anonymous  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2008

    Given the XXX-rated content of her previous 4 albums, I suspect that it isn’t time on the treadmill that’s helped her burn off all those calories consumed during her post-Velvet Rope/pre-Jermaine years….

  2. DavidWatts  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2008

    hey, christoper, didn’t they tell you they usually close shop at like 3:30? Time to go get drunk somewhere.

  3. michaelpop  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2008

    @DavidWatts: I always thought all of these posts were written earlier in the day and then set to post at certain times each day.

    Ooops, did I pull the curtain back too far…?

  4. Dan Gibson  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2008

    @michaelpop: Depends on the day.

  5. Anonymous  |   Posted on Mar 11th, 2008

    @af607105

    See, that hataration is what I’m talking about!

  6. jasonelias  |   Posted on Mar 11th, 2008

    She’s probably going to gain it back before the ink dries.

  7. Anonymous  |   Posted on Mar 11th, 2008

    I don’t know why she bothers with a book. All anyone needs is a personal trainer. Oh, and a chef. Umm, and the media calling you a fat-ass every chance they get.

    It’s high time someone started selling that weight-loss package.

  8. MrStarhead  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2008

    I just assumed she dropped 10 or so pounds when she lost the metal nipple jewelry.

  9. Thank you very much for the nice post!
    Guys always wonder why they are not able to get rid of fat or have great shape. The problem is people finding for a secret method which brings them what they need in no time meanwhile all they have to do is keep reading good posts like this and do the exercises.

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