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As a friend pointed out, the most gratuitously goofy thing about the cheeky cover for the self-titled major label debut from Southern alt-rockers Saving Abel might be that they had to Photoshop the brand right off the jeans a la all those fuzzed-out baseball caps and pot leaf T-shirts on g-funk era Yo! MTV Raps. That, or the fact that they picked such a flat ass. Still, at least they remembered crack kills and/or needs a sticker covering it up in Wal-Mart.
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The album is called "Sold My Belt For Meth."
@Camp Tiger Claw: Unbelievable.
No, it's 'Raising Cain'
I definitely would have gone with a bigger ass.
White boys like those flat asses, but the brothers, the brothers be like, "I want some big ol' round BOOTY!" The fellas know what I'm talkin about, right!!
This just in: Playboy.com is premiering Saving A-hole's new "uncensored" video featuring "topless models and never-before-seen content" today! Because nobody's ever seen a set of fake tits before.
@AL: On the contrary, White Men(TM) often don't care for the flat of ass, as they are usually attached to high-maintenance, inorgasmic social-climbers. Ever see that show "Gossip Girl"? Like that, but no sex, and no steak dinners.
Then again, it was probably a good thing that they got someone who was so flat.
Cause who would be looking at the band's name if they didn't?
The Iron Cross adds a nice touch; I can tell they're really trying to reach across the white-male demographic. So progressive...
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