As a friend pointed out, the most gratuitously goofy thing about the cheeky cover for the self-titled major label debut from Southern alt-rockers Saving Abel might be that they had to Photoshop the brand right off the jeans a la all those fuzzed-out baseball caps and pot leaf T-shirts on g-funk era Yo! MTV Raps. That, or the fact that they picked such a flat ass. Still, at least they remembered crack kills and/or needs a sticker covering it up in Wal-Mart.
This just in: Playboy.com is premiering Saving A-hole’s new “uncensored” video featuring “topless models and never-before-seen content” today! Because nobody’s ever seen a set of fake tits before.
@AL: On the contrary, White Men(TM) often don’t care for the flat of ass, as they are usually attached to high-maintenance, inorgasmic social-climbers. Ever see that show “Gossip Girl”? Like that, but no sex, and no steak dinners.
Then again, it was probably a good thing that they got someone who was so flat.
Cause who would be looking at the band’s name if they didn’t?
The Iron Cross adds a nice touch; I can tell they’re really trying to reach across the white-male demographic. So progressive…
The album is called “Sold My Belt For Meth.”
@Camp Tiger Claw: Unbelievable.
No, it’s ‘Raising Cain’
I definitely would have gone with a bigger ass.
White boys like those flat asses, but the brothers, the brothers be like, “I want some big ol’ round BOOTY!” The fellas know what I’m talkin about, right!!