Saving Abel Tramp Stamps Their Way Into The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race

March 11th, 2008 // 15 Comments

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As a friend pointed out, the most gratuitously goofy thing about the cheeky cover for the self-titled major label debut from Southern alt-rockers Saving Abel might be that they had to Photoshop the brand right off the jeans a la all those fuzzed-out baseball caps and pot leaf T-shirts on g-funk era Yo! MTV Raps. That, or the fact that they picked such a flat ass. Still, at least they remembered crack kills and/or needs a sticker covering it up in Wal-Mart.

[Amazon; HT: LPTJ]


  1. Camp Tiger Claw

    The album is called “Sold My Belt For Meth.”

  2. Lucas Jensen

    @Camp Tiger Claw: Unbelievable.

  3. Tenno

    No, it’s ‘Raising Cain’

  4. Chris N.

    I definitely would have gone with a bigger ass.

  5. AL

    White boys like those flat asses, but the brothers, the brothers be like, “I want some big ol’ round BOOTY!” The fellas know what I’m talkin about, right!!

  6. tigerpop

    This just in: Playboy.com is premiering Saving A-hole’s new “uncensored” video featuring “topless models and never-before-seen content” today! Because nobody’s ever seen a set of fake tits before.

  7. OingoBobo

    @AL: On the contrary, White Men(TM) often don’t care for the flat of ass, as they are usually attached to high-maintenance, inorgasmic social-climbers. Ever see that show “Gossip Girl”? Like that, but no sex, and no steak dinners.

  8. Anonymous

    Then again, it was probably a good thing that they got someone who was so flat.

    Cause who would be looking at the band’s name if they didn’t?

  9. britneyspearstears

    The Iron Cross adds a nice touch; I can tell they’re really trying to reach across the white-male demographic. So progressive…

  10. E.P.

    I know this is kind of late since this album has been out a while now but that ass is perfect and is by no means “flat”.

  11. Guest

    my opinion is congruent to yours. That ass is perfect.

  12. maywi

    agreed. perfect. not insanly big. not too small.

  13. tes

    i like the cover its unique and nobody has done it before
    i like it

  14. naaaaaaa

    yup def like that ass

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