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starchild.jpgAttention fans of outdoor summertime concerts/the global overpopulation epidemic: “Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves.” Alas, virile young Bonnaroo attendees, the offer extends to overseas fests only, but a few more donated pints, a choice Travelocity deal, and you’re on your way to a muddy field somewhere in the EU. [NME/HT: Camilo Muñoz]

 
By Jess Harvell on Wed Mar 12 2008
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  1. rocknrollwife  |   Posted on Mar 12th, 2008

    So what do egg donors get? A free insemination vacation with Bono?

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  2. Anonymous  |   Posted on Mar 12th, 2008

    Count me in. As long as they don’t make me put shoes on.

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  3. Chris N.  |   Posted on Mar 12th, 2008

    “Sperm reserves” kinda makes it sound like they keep it all in one big pool. I hope that isn’t the case.

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  4. blobby  |   Posted on Mar 12th, 2008

    Is that the star child from “2001: A Space Odyssey”?

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