Attention fans of outdoor summertime concerts/the global overpopulation epidemic: “Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves.” Alas, virile young Bonnaroo attendees, the offer extends to overseas fests only, but a few more donated pints, a choice Travelocity deal, and you’re on your way to a muddy field somewhere in the EU. [NME/HT: Camilo Muñoz]
March 12th, 2008 // 4 Comments
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So what do egg donors get? A free insemination vacation with Bono?
Count me in. As long as they don’t make me put shoes on.
“Sperm reserves” kinda makes it sound like they keep it all in one big pool. I hope that isn’t the case.
Is that the star child from “2001: A Space Odyssey”?