On the one hand, having a contest co-sponsored by Pitchfork and Guitar Center lends support to Jim DeRogatis’ “they’re the new Rolling Stone!” argument. On the other hand, if you win, you get a lesson in sampler use from the RZA. (You also get a contact high at no additional charge.) While you’re forbidden from entering if you work for Roland or Guitar Center, actual Wu-Tang Clan members are free to try, so this could be U-God’s chance. [Pitchfork]