Dubious SXSW branding opportunities, part one of an unfortunately ongoing series: “Göt2b, the hair product company, will have a barbershop on site. Fake ads of [Perez] Hilton will be throughout the space and stylists will give attendees that essential rock-’n'-roll look and a Polaroid snap of the new ‘do.” The regret that you feel the next morning, when you realize that your hair’s been dyed fake-raspberry-blue because you decided to get your hair did at a freakin’ Perez Hilton party, is complimentary. [Austin American-Statesman / Photo: AP]