Brangelina makes its perhaps-inevitable SXSW appearance, and yet even the combined starpower of its two members can’t get an entourage into Wednesday night’s R.E.M. show at Stubb’s. That sound you hear is the wailing of a bunch of “lifestyle marketers” who are crushed, crushed that they couldn’t book R.E.M. for their own fake-VIP lounges, because could you imagine what the Google hits would look like if Brad was photographed holding an Eastport backpack? [Hollywood Insider / Photo: AP]