Despite what I might have said earlier, MTV has hit gold with Rock The Cradle. The show itself isn’t terribly interesting to me, especially since most of the celebrity parents. weren’t that interesting to me anyway (the less I have to think about Dee Snider, the better, frankly). However, the program has done us all one huge favor… introducing the world to Al B. Sure!’s son, the impeccably named Lil’ Al B. Sure!
That’s right, Lil’ Al B. Sure!
Although any name with the prefix “Lil’” is nomenclature gold, I have to think there were other options. Vote for your favorite after the cut.
MTV Shakes Up Malls with Rock The Cradle DNA Duel! {Fanbolt]
Al B. Way More Sure!
Al B. Fo Sho
Al B. Shizzle
Al Beezy Fahar Sheezy
Al Breezy?
Alvy Singer N.B. Sure., or barring that, Yule B. Sure.
George Foreman
Al B. Sure: First Blood, Part II
Al B. Sure 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Al B. a Monkeys Uncle Tom
Al B. Home 4 Xmas.