“American Idol” Prepares To Make Us All Feel Old

idoltop10.jpgAmerican Idol is finally ditching the Beatles-themed shows, and this week’s show will have each aspiring singer tackling tunes from their birth years–a span that runs from 1978 (Michael Johns) to 1990 (David Archuleta) that takes a long route through the mid-’80s. After the jump, a rundown of each Idol finalist’s birthday, and our picks for the songs that they should–and shouldn’t–give their patented spin to come tomorrow night.

David Archuleta
Born: Dec. 28, 1990
Likely choice: “Vision Of Love,” Mariah Carey.
Too awesome for Idol choice: “Nothing Compares 2 U,” Sinead O’Connor.
Shouldn’t sing: “Up All Night,” Slaughter.

Jason Castro
Born: March 25, 1987
Likely choice: “Sweet Child O’Mine,” Guns N’ Roses.
Too awesome for Idol choice: “I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man,” Prince.
Shouldn’t sing: “Caught In A Mosh,” Anthrax.

Chikezie
Born: Sept. 11, 1985
Likely choice: “I Want To Know What Love Is,” Foreigner.
Too awesome for Idol choice: “She Sells Sanctuary,” The Cult.
Shouldn’t sing: “Take On Me,” a-ha.

David Cook
Born: Dec. 20, 1982
Likely choice: “Black Coffee In Bed,” Squeeze.
Too awesome for Idol choice: “Steppin’ Out,” Joe Jackson. (Although it’s probably better for everyone that he leave this track alone.)
Shouldn’t sing: “I Love Rock And Roll,” Joan Jett.

Kristy Lee Cook
Born: Jan. 14, 1984
Likely choice: “Head Over Heels,” The Go-Gos.
Too awesome for Idol choice: “Hot For Teacher,” Van Halen.
Shouldn’t sing: Ah, with Kristy it’s so hard to pick just one, don’t you think?

Michael Johns
Born: Oct. 20, 1978
Likely choice: “Wheel In The Sky,” Journey.
Too awesome for Idol choice: “You’re The One That I Want,” with Johns handling both Danny and Sandy’s parts.
Shouldn’t sing: “Miss You,” The Rolling Stones.

Ramiele Malubay
Born: Sept. 6, 1987
Likely choice: “Heaven Is A Place On Earth,” Belinda Carlisle.
Too awesome for Idol choice: “Come Go With Me,” Expose.
Shouldn’t sing: “Wishing Well,” Terrence Trent D’Arby.

Syesha Mercado
Born: Jan. 2, 1987
Likely choice: “Where Do Broken Hearts Go,” Whitney Houston.
Too awesome for Idol choice: “Causing A Commotion,” Madonna.
Shouldn’t sing: “I Wanna Dance With Somebody Who Loves Me,” Whitney Houston. (We all know what happens when someone picks that song.)

Carly Smithson
Born: Sept. 12, 1983
Likely choice: “Flashdance … What A Feeling,” Irene Cara.
Too awesome for Idol choice: “Burning Down The House,” Talking Heads.
Shouldn’t sing: “Cuts Like A Knife,” Bryan Adams.

Brooke White
Born: June 2, 1983
Likely choice: “Islands In The Stream,” Kenny Rogers.
Too awesome for Idol choice: “Sharp Dressed Man,” ZZ Top.
Shouldn’t sing: “Shout At The Devil,” Motley Crue.

 

  • Rob Murphy

    Michael Johns

    . . .


    Likely choice: "Wheel In The Sky," Journey.


    "Ya know, Dawg, I used to be in Journey, and you know how much I love Journey. Did I mention I used to be in Journey???"

  • Maura Johnston

    @Rob Murphy: hey, at least he'll know that michael's song wasn't by inxs.

  • Rob Murphy

    A few other suggestions...


    1990: Cherry Pie; Do The Bartman; Friends In Low Places; The Dance; U Can't Touch This

    1987: Heaven Is A Place On Earth; Push It; Round And Round


    1985: Sugar Walls; The Search Is Over; The Goonies 'R' Good Enough; Theme From "Miami Vice"


    1984: All Cried Out; To All The Girls I've Loved Before; I Wanna Rock; You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)


    1983: Bark At The Moon; Lick It Up; Jeopardy; Walking On Sunshine; White Wedding


    1982: 867-5309; Eye Of The Tiger; Physical


    1978: Boogie Oogie Oogie; Come Sail Away; Copacabana; Take A Chance On Me


    Poor Michael Johns -- whatever song he picks from 1978 is going to make him look -- and sound -- very old...

  • jasonelias

    Michael Johns looks like he's old enough to be David Archuleta's dad.

  • angshu

    I reserve the right to be utterly disillusioned when nobody picks anything off the XTC catalogue.

  • momo

    If someone sings Centipede by Jackson Obscura, I'll actually watch. Otherwise, I'll continue my current course.

  • angshu

    And I suppose none of these lads and lasses remember Talk Talk, hm?


    Hell, I'd even be happy with some Pet Shop Boys!


    I'm easily pleased, me.

  • brasstax

    I don't know, Maura. I'm playing out how Chikezie could possibly sound doing "Take on Me" in my head right now, and it's not at all bad.

  • Chris Molanphy

    @brasstax: Just picture the harmonica break!

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