Sean “Diddy” Combs has settled a lawsuit brought against him by a man who claimed that he was punched and his girlfriend was pushed by the hip-hop mogul at a 2007 Oscar afterparty. In a statement to the court, Diddy said that “any contact … was caused by his forward motion against my open hand,” a non-denial denial that at least is sort of more believable than Diddy claiming that he saw the guy “walk into a door.” Whether or not Combs had to pay his victim in money or No Bitchassness T-shirts was unknown at press time. [AP / Photo: AP]