Blind-Item Bloat: Which Pop Star Is Begging To Be A Bond Girl?

March 26th, 2008 // 37 Comments

Duran_Duran_A_view_to_a_kill.jpeg“Which faded pop star is so desperate to resurrect her career, she is shamelessly touting her CV to James Bond producers and Hollywood bigwigs?” [Mirror]

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  1. Manifestation

    Well, now we finally have a use for faded pop stars.

  2. Anonymous

    Jessica Simpson

  3. The Velvet Blog

    Rosemary Clooney?

  4. NickEddy

    Edie Brickell.

  5. Jack Fear

    Julie Andrews?

  6. bcapirigi

    hoku.

    also, what’s wrong with wanting to be a bond girl?

  7. Rob Murphy

    RuPaul?

  8. Lucas Jensen

    Whoever they are, they will probably be better actors than Talisa Soto.

  9. Jack Fear

    Toni Tennille?

    FAKE EDIT: OH SHIT IT’S MARIAH ISN’T IT

  10. Rob Murphy

    Clay Aiken?

  11. Chris Molanphy

    Samantha Fox?

  12. Rob Murphy

    Kylie Minogue?

  13. DavidWatts

    Marianne Faithful?

  14. revmatty

    Tiffany?

  15. Rob Murphy

    Feist?

  16. Rob Murphy

    Diddy?

  17. Silverfuture

    I don’t know who this is referring to, but isn’t being a Bind Girl an end in itself. I mean there’s proabably tons of ladies who’d want that role regardless of it’s impact on their career.

    Of course if it is Mariah, I will laugh.

  18. Rob Murphy

    Shirley Partridge?

  19. kerrang

    Melanie?

  20. Anonymous

    Whitney Houston!

  21. rad_matter

    Janet Jackson? I mean, she was an actress too and she probably needs more money than Mariah at this point…

  22. AthertonMerriweather

    Stacy Q

  23. Rob Murphy

    Fred Durst?

  24. Anonymous

    What’s a CV??

  25. raihala

    @Chris Molanphy:

    The preferred spelling is S-S-S-S-Sa-man-tha Fox!

  26. Rob Murphy

    Julia Allison?

  27. Rob Murphy

    souljaboytellem.com?

  28. AthertonMerriweather

    Robyn Sparkles

  29. Handsome Pete

    Xtina.

  30. scarletvirtue

    @rad_matter: That could probably work – Grace Jones was a villain in “A View to A Kill”; now they need an AA Bond Girl!

  31. Rob Murphy

    Miley Cyrus?

  32. Captain Wrong

    Bea Arthur?

  33. Anonymous

    Ani DeFranco

  34. tenners

    Dakota Fanning?

  35. loudersoft

    Listen, it’s obviously Marie Osmond.

  36. Maura Johnston

    actually i bet this is joss stone. this just came to me.

  37. Oldboy

    Celine Dion? Debbie Harry? KT Tunstall?

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