Last night, Tyra Banks commanded the stringbean drones populating this season of America’s Next Top Model (seriously, when they run to Tyra’s glaring portrait to read their new assignment off the ticker–out loud, in unison, shrieking–I half expect it to read “DRINK THIS KOOL-AID”) to become the living embodiments of America’s most memorable music genres: R&B, metal, emo, pop, country, folk, punk, house and… grunge! I normally would leave all ANTM analysis to animated-GIF maestro Rich Juzwiak, but when am I ever going to get to riff on glamorous trash like this again. Click the photos to see how each model represented her assigned genre. [Photos via The CW]
Last night, Tyra Banks commanded the stringbean drones populating this season of America’s Next Top Model (seriously, when they run to Tyra’s glaring portrait to read their new assignment off the ticker–out loud, in unison, shrieking–I half expect it to read “DRINK THIS KOOL-AID”) to become the living embodiments of America’s most memorable music genres: R&B, metal, emo, pop, country, folk, punk, house and… grunge! I normally would leave all ANTM analysis to animated-GIF maestro
Tyra was fabulously fierce last night, but none of the music photos were any good. Even the meatkini shoot had more expression, mostly because the girls were freaked out by having to wear delicious raw beef as fashion.
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TyTy missed the boat by having four different styles of Rock and no Hip Hop. Someone was going to say it. Eventually.
@af607105: You have been watching Project Runway, haven’t you?
Dominique made me think of an evil Cher…