“America’s Next Top Model” Makes Music Fierce Again

anthonyjmiccio | March 27, 2008 10:00 am

Last night, Tyra Banks commanded the stringbean drones populating this season of America’s Next Top Model (seriously, when they run to Tyra’s glaring portrait to read their new assignment off the ticker–out loud, in unison, shrieking–I half expect it to read “DRINK THIS KOOL-AID”) to become the living embodiments of America’s most memorable music genres: R&B, metal, emo, pop, country, folk, punk, house and… grunge! I normally would leave all ANTM analysis to animated-GIF maestro Rich Juzwiak, but when am I ever going to get to riff on glamorous trash like this again. Click the photos to see how each model represented her assigned genre. [Photos via The CW]