Idolator

Because while I was blogging away earlier this week with my TV tuned to ESPN2 and me half-paying attention to the 2008 baseball-season opener between the Red Sox and the A's—my mind should have really been 100% focused on the delicate balance between pounding out a post and trying to actually enjoy my Grape-nuts with yogurt—you were sitting right behind the plate at the Tokyo Dome and sucking down hot dogs and Asahi. And you even managed to be witty about it! You win. Uncle. (And yes, if you're wondering, posting this does make me feel a little bit better. Ah, the cleansing power of truth!) [YouTube]