Comments on: God Denies Fall Out Boy Guinness World Record, Chance To Twirl In Front Of Penguins

By: RocketRockit

RocketRockit — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:02:29 +0000

"It's the worst feeling I've felt in Fall Out Boy."

Well then, Pete, I'd count your blessings.

This is the best feeling I've felt in Fall Out Boy.

By: Silverfuture

Silverfuture — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:44:44 +0000

No. He means, that comparing it to the Al Capone vault is bad because there was nothing there and Antartica totally exists. DO YOU SEE?

By: Charles A. Hohman

Charles A. Hohman — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:10:58 +0000

"Capone's stuff is in there, you just can't get the light on."

Wait. What? Does this mean we owe Geraldo a huge apology? This analogy makes no sense, and the comparison seems kinda grandiose (charismatic criminal figure vs. Fall Out Boy), but look at the source.

By: twenty-four hour priapism

twenty-four hour priapism — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:49:29 +0000

@Jon Can Dance: You're right--I meant starving predatory king crabs.

(Antarctica is indeed largely devoid of predatory animals, which probably explains Fall Out Boy's decision to play there in the first place. Pussies.)

By: Jon Can Dance

Jon Can Dance — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:32:37 +0000

@instinct after dark: Polar bears live in the Arctic, not Antarctica. Nice try though as I too dislike Fall Out Boy.

By: twenty-four hour priapism

twenty-four hour priapism — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 08:07:15 +0000

Oh cruel gods, starving polar bears will continue to await the arrival of those fucking idiots.

By: Al Shipley

Al Shipley — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:58:14 +0000

I’ll go ahead and repeat the crack I made to Maura earlier: I heard they cancelled their trip to Mexico, too.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:34:33 +0000

Shhhhh, you hear that?? That’s the sound of nobody caring.