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Blind-Item Break: Which Hip-Hop Mogul Was Cursing The Southern State Parkway’s Lack Of Rest Stops?

600px-Southern_Pkwy_Shield.svg.png“WHICH hip-hop mogul needed to make an emergency stop on the Southern State Parkway last Sunday at 6:30 p.m.? After being caught in a long rubbernecking delay, the very recognizable music/fashion entrepreneur had his chauffeur pull over his Bentley - or was it a Rolls? - so he could relieve himself.” [NYP]

10:45 AM on Mon Mar 31 2008
By Maura

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13 Responses to “Blind-Item Break: Which Hip-Hop Mogul Was Cursing The Southern State Parkway’s Lack Of Rest Stops?”

  1. by AthertonMerriweather at 1:47 am

    Reverend Run?

  2. by at 1:49 am

    Morris Day and The Motha Fuckin’ Time?

  3. by Rob Murphy at 2:22 am

    MC Skat Kat?

  4. by encyclopediablack at 2:59 am

    Aaron Carter?

  5. by Rob Murphy at 4:04 am

    MC Serch?

  6. by rg4vr at 6:05 am

    It’s Russell Simmons.

  7. by at 6:24 am

    Isn’t this what those wide-mouth Mickey’s 40-ouncers are for?

  8. by FionaScrapple at 10:02 am

    Gotta be Tupac.

  9. by Rob Murphy at 10:55 am

    Oh, puhlEEEEEEze!

    Biz Markie?

  10. by Rob Murphy at 11:38 am

    No one wants to play?

    Marky Mark?

  11. by rad_matter at 12:25 pm

    It’s Slick Rick, right? Right?

  12. by loudersoft at 12:40 pm

    “smoked a caine filled cool with my man RUSS RUSH
    so my teeth fall in the sink when i started to brush.”

  13. by Rob Murphy at 12:45 pm

    Vanilla Ice?

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