Blind-Item Break: Which Hip-Hop Mogul Was Cursing The Southern State Parkway’s Lack Of Rest Stops?

March 31st, 2008 // 13 Comments

600px-Southern_Pkwy_Shield.svg.png“WHICH hip-hop mogul needed to make an emergency stop on the Southern State Parkway last Sunday at 6:30 p.m.? After being caught in a long rubbernecking delay, the very recognizable music/fashion entrepreneur had his chauffeur pull over his Bentley – or was it a Rolls? – so he could relieve himself.” [NYP]


  1. Rob Murphy

    Oh, puhlEEEEEEze!

    Biz Markie?

  2. Rob Murphy

    No one wants to play?

    Marky Mark?

  3. rad_matter

    It’s Slick Rick, right? Right?

  4. loudersoft

    “smoked a caine filled cool with my man RUSS RUSH
    so my teeth fall in the sink when i started to brush.”

  5. Rob Murphy

    Vanilla Ice?

  6. AthertonMerriweather

    Reverend Run?

  7. Anonymous

    Morris Day and The Motha Fuckin’ Time?

  8. Rob Murphy

    MC Skat Kat?

  9. encyclopediablack

    Aaron Carter?

  10. Rob Murphy

    MC Serch?

  11. rg4vr

    It’s Russell Simmons.

  12. Anonymous

    Isn’t this what those wide-mouth Mickey’s 40-ouncers are for?

  13. FionaScrapple

    Gotta be Tupac.

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