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1. by natepatrin at 1:58 am

   I hope Santana goes Frank Tanana on allayalls and Carlos Gomez turns into Cesar Cedeno v.2.

2. by billyfabs at 2:02 am

   I thought we got rid of Paul Lo Duca.

3. by encyclopediablack at 3:01 am

   We did get rid of LoDuca. He’s on the Nats now.

4. by billyfabs at 3:28 am

   /bad joke about eyebrow-similarity

5. by matthew at 3:35 am

   /even worse joke about HGH.

   And even if the Mets have the best pitcher in baseball, it doesn’t make up for the fact that about one-third of the roster is really, really old.

6. by Dead Air ummm Dead Air at 12:48 pm

   Get used to seeing the Nats at the top of the NL all year, Maura. You can’t stop Da Meat Hook.

7. by wakeupbomb at 1:27 am

   F**k Johann! He’s the best pitcher in the league (until Francisco Lirano gets warmed up) and he left my beloved Minnesota Twins, so f**k him in his stupid ass.