Three and a half hours until the Mets season opener featuring new hope-of-the-franchise Johan Santana! Download your “Meet The Mets” MP3s (the original and Yo La Tengo’s cover) now! [extrawack! / mets.com]
March 31st, 2008 // 7 Comments
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Get used to seeing the Nats at the top of the NL all year, Maura. You can’t stop Da Meat Hook.
I hope Santana goes Frank Tanana on allayalls and Carlos Gomez turns into Cesar Cedeno v.2.
I thought we got rid of Paul Lo Duca.
We did get rid of LoDuca. He’s on the Nats now.
/bad joke about eyebrow-similarity
/even worse joke about HGH.
And even if the Mets have the best pitcher in baseball, it doesn’t make up for the fact that about one-third of the roster is really, really old.
F**k Johann! He’s the best pitcher in the league (until Francisco Lirano gets warmed up) and he left my beloved Minnesota Twins, so f**k him in his stupid ass.