Papoose, vocally reminiscent of Jay-Z and physically reminiscent of an emaciated Panthro, swears he will marry troubled rapper Remy Ma, despite her assault conviction last Thursday, which could potentially put her in jail for the next 25 years. “We always wanted to keep our personal lives personal, so that’s why we never went public with our relationship,” said Papoose. “Right now, I just feel like she gotta live through me. Yes, we were scheduled to be married on a yacht April 27th. But due to circumstances beyond our control, we are now making arrangements to be married in prison.” if this wasn’t enough chaos, Papoose is still dealing with the fallout of punching Fat Joe in the face. Something the rapper, whose long-delayed debut album has yet to be released, is willing to do again.
Papoose repeatedly claims that he doesn’t think about Fat Joe in this recent interview, but three minutes into his description of the beef, you start to think he might be protesting too much.
“Dude is bragging about putting out albums, but…dude is bragging about having a hit record. But what’s the point of having a record when the album flops?” Such is the logic of a man who, thanks to years of woes, has failed to put out either a single or an album of his own. Ever. Could be worse: He could be named Papoose. Oh, wait.